Hello world and all that inhabit it with access to internet.
Needed to put a new journal on my page, so I stumbled across this:
Here's the Randomizer:
Set Pokemon to: 'All Regions', 'All Types'
Set Generate to: '1'
Tag one or more friends when you're done.
1. This Pokémon is your best friend:
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
uhhh give him shiny gems?
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
WELP looks like I'm doing all the work again.
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you:
WELL I'M NEVER GOING SWIMMING AGAIN
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:
uhh ok then.
7. This Pokémon is your ex:
No hard feelings?
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment:
please don't charge me
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake:
aww he can have it I don't even like cheesecake
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night:
so that's why my bed was so toasty
12. This Pokémon punched your mom:
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and steal your shoes:
*sigh* *readies flyswatter and Houndoom*
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:
aww ye and when you evolve imma have a badass cannon turtle owo
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories:
Can I snuggle with you after?
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:
STAY AWAY FROM MY WISDOM TEETH
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:
well that's interesting
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
can I keep him?
21. This Pokémon plays you in an alternate universe:
22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
Watch over me oh great key spirit.
23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:
I think you mistook "draw" with "eat the paper"
24. This Pokémon is the first Pokémon you will encounter:
*keeps on walkin*
25. This Pokémon will take care of you when you're unable to:
thanks little fire... thing
26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:
yup. never swimming again.
27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:
BUT SIR DIGBY YOU ALREADY HAVE A HAT
28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:
Well he's gonna give me something in return right?
29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:
I don't wanna know what happens when he rage quits.
30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:
I won't tag anyone so if you stumble across this feel free to do it.